As I Keep Saying, 2026 Is DEFINITELY Going To Be Wild With The Goatis Empire!
As it is, I'm not kidding you but I'm so impatient for the date to turn to January 1st for where I will announce my Future "Annual" Respects to Congratulate and pay my respects to Goatis on Every New Year, one in which I will celebrate the fact that Goatis is STILL BE MAKING ONLINE VIDEOS and where his Channel will be GROWING like wildfire, and where you will see those who suffer from "GDS" will be acting even more like the Asylum Patients that they are who somehow escaped...
They are going to be making more and more FREAKIER noises too, I think. Creating more bizarre music and antics as well! It's going to be FUN! I am joyously looking forward to hearing all the new and WONDROUS sounds they make, I just hope the sounds they make won't destroy my Precious New Loudspeakers that I SPECIFICALLY bought only to listen to Lord Goatis.
They are going to be making more and more FREAKIER noises too, I think. Creating more bizarre music and antics as well! It's going to be FUN! I am joyously looking forward to hearing all the new and WONDROUS sounds they make, I just hope the sounds they make won't destroy my Precious New Loudspeakers that I SPECIFICALLY bought only to listen to Lord Goatis.
I totally enjoyed watching this new short clip that was posted, these clips are only getting better and better by the day, and be sure to watch the other two below ;) Maybe that's why Jakey Jake is throwing a fit!
I wanted to embed these, but the feature is still "broken" on here for some odd reason:
Jake has the Jew spirit....so...he has lots of problems. That is the bottom line.
ReplyDeleteVery ironic how Jake is saying people are “wasting” their time in the first video when he has pretty much revolved a very big chunk of his life around Goatis at this point. The last 2 videos are true but the guy who makes them is a bit crazy
ReplyDeleteBut I’m telling you. Goatis is a celebrity at this point. Everybody that sees him wants to make their point about him. Everybody constantly wants to see what new thing he has to say. Like you mentioned in a previous comment, he would be the man of the hour, the guy who is the reason people show up in the first place. I don’t think a single person who has watched Goatis/sv3rige has stopped watching ever since, he really does have that effect on people. I see all these hate accounts as paparazzis, people who are always trying to get another detail about Goatis and constantly trying to pester him (although getting ignored) so they can put something about him in the tabloids (in this case, Youtube videos). I can imagine him entering a disco or so and getting a whole “Ladies and Gentlemen! Goatis!” And it becoming 10x more enjoyable
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone notice J*ke was copying PSA's posts too..... lol?
ReplyDeleteHow does Jake happen to make fun of and copy the channels I like the most....?!
It's almost like he does this to everyone admireable.
Acting like this is the only way he can get attention in his entire life.
It really does suck because if he wasn’t so full of hate, including towards himself, wasn’t so full of himself, and wouldn’t be so obsessive when it comes to certain people, I can actually imagine watching him regularly, it’s just he can’t go 5 minutes without propping himself up and doing weird energetic stunts. I actually did fully watch one of his videos about Penguinz0 and Puff Daddy, and he is funny sometimes, but he’s just so dislikable and insufferable which makes it almost impossible to like him
Delete@T345,
DeleteYes so you noticed this too! I mean I have found all 3 of them, Jake, Emily and Luna to pretty much copy the tactics, words or other things of all the channels they envy. This is because not only with them being mostly NPC's and that's what NPC's do, but they are hollow and empty on the inside, so they need to piggyback everything.
Even Cloak-and-the-Dagger has been using my same style of speaking in his statements, it's clear he also is full of a lot of envy, while I can honestly say that some of the critics may or may not always be fully of envy of some of us, the ones who are copying us constantly, sure are.
Jake is about to be exposed big time, expect to see him start to post a lot more frequently and act very weird, because his own life and online reputation are in very big danger right now. After all, he calls himself "Jake The Asshole" for a damned good reason. It's not even satirical.
Even with the new video Jake just posted wearing the wig, it's an obvious admission (for those who can see right through him) that he envies Goatis and long-haired Men and know he can't grow long hair out very well and that he isn't attractive to begin with, so it's his way to try to get back at Goatis for posting the video on Men with long hair.
Also the fact that it's become more apparent with full video evidence that Jake had a "thing" for Luna upon meeting her when he met up with Goatis, does not look good on his part whatsoever.
Mark my words, even if it's not for the shit that Jake is getting exposed about by the online people right now who are going to really call him out, someday Jake is going to get the shit beat out of him by someone in public.
@T345,
ReplyDeleteI mean just think of what kind of dope smoking and mental gymnastics it must take to sit and project everything one themselves is guilty of online like Jake and the rest of them do. They create sock accounts of me and Goatis constantly, along with some of the others, while we don't create sock accounts. In fact, I would proudly boast about it if I did create them.
At the same time, Jake can sit there and call Goatis "Wig Boy", even though we obviously know for certain that Goatis DOES NOT wear a wig, never has worn a wig, and that Jake is the sole one "wearing a wig".
What must be made obvious about these losers too is that they would never be able to pull anything off that they do, if it wasn't from the other ass-kissers they have that prop them up to keep doing it. For example, even as Jake put his wig on in that recent video, the fact that LUNATICK herself I'm pretty sure who doesn't find him attractive, is willing to bend over backwards (no pun intended) on principles by leaving comments to suggest he looks more attractive than Goatis while she even was the one who obviously found Goatis attractive enough to even get with and still obsesses over him, is just MINDBLOWING.
These people will tell any kind of lies and stroke each other's egos, if even just for "show" online, just to validate their whole cause and movement, even if they can't stand each other behind the scenes. That's what's really nauseating about it all.
Even Cloak-and-the-dagger, every new post of basically tons of words that tells nothing and is really NO NEWS that comes from Emily's mouth, Cloak-and-the-dagger is there worshipping her in telling her how SHE DOES SO MUCH and making it seem like she's moving mountains and that everything big is happening! Even as far as claiming that she is "bearing the cross" like Jesus Christ in this whole thing for LUNATICK.
These people are absolutely the most bottom of the barrel losers as they come, and the fact that Luna depends on them and works with them and even has lowered herself to level of feeling no shame for this, really is telling about her overall character. So now all she does all day is make online scrap-book videos about Goatis, critiques and cross-examines all of his antics, his voice, the way he laughs... She just can't get over him. What an immature child she is.
@T345, zikeKEK and others...
ReplyDeleteYou know what I find so amusing and comical with everything around Goatis though!?
Seriously, it's because almost EVERYTHING Goatis has gone through, is nearly identical with the whole movement of hatred against Trump. And I'm not saying Trump is any hero or anything, but this is why I also coined the term "GDS" or "Goatis Derangement Syndrome".
In fact, even Trump got accused by the Left of wearing a "wig" or "toupe" because of his unique hairstyle, even though Trump never wore such a thing. The Left comes up with their terms like "Orange Man", just like Goatis gets called "Goat Boy" or "Wig Boy".
Both of them have been falsely accused of being inappropriate with Women by these GDS agents.
Both of them have also received all kinds of public scrutiny and other types of agendas aimed at trying to either deplatform or impeach them, and yet both Goatis and Trump have persevered and defied every attempt against them, and have even come through stronger than ever, with stronger support bases and admiration than ever before.
And at this time in 2025, both the Left with Trump and the Haters of Goatis are really losing their shit, they are really in a tailspin and losing their shit because they have spent so many hours, YEARS in fact trying to bring both of these Men down, and it's achieved nothing for them but the opposite effects, and they cannot contend with the realities that exist with this fact and how so many more people support them.
The Goatis Haters are finding themselves "alone", confined to their own echo chamber of their pathetic ramblings like a broken record, they chant the same slogans over and over. "GOATIS IS A WANTED FUGITIVE".
"TRUMP IS A FELON! NOT MY PRESIDENT!"
And all the other protest slogans we've been hearing for well over a decade, they continue to do.
The Left is also alone in their own echo chamber, since more Women, Blacks and Latinos compared to the last election, voted for Trump in the last election.
The Left also believes that they are accomplishing so much just by protesting with their picket signs, even though they are doing nothing, and crying to impeach Trump or call him a grapist hasn't had the slightest effect on anything happening.
I just cannot help but to see the similar parallels!
@PSA
DeleteI see everything you're saying PSA, it's like their just wired to respond to people as iconic as T-man or Goatis like that for some reason, and what an interesting comparison that G's progress parallels Trmp's, I really hope this means that Goatis's channel will continue to grow and perceiver and maybe even have a greater bigger impact on this world.
Actually I read a statistic that 50% of American beef is bought by 13% of American men LOL. I don't know if the figures are right & I'm not saying that's all from goatis, but he has really promoted animal based eating, and I even think some influencers took inspo from him, who were big meat eating promoters.
But yea, these people are obnoxious and boring to listen to. It's going to be hilarious if they get hit with some sort of defamation charge, I will get my popcorn when it unfolds..:). I mean, you can't seriously expect to make unfounded criminal accusations and character defamation for years and not expect that to not hold up well in court.
And you'd think they'd get bored by now?!
Wait.... is the Lunatick seriously doing that???! Ur probably not even wrong about that Pun either.... I mean.... like, if she cared so much about him then maybe she shouldn't have ruined the relationship in the first place. Or maybe in her abuser mind she thought she could use the court's to keep him around when she wanted him and use their child to control him, which is just super malicious.
This is another L for Jake though, because it shows he only attracts women who want to use him lol.
@T345,
DeleteIt sure is also very entertaining and humorous the whole time though too! I have had endless laughs for days on end with the insanity going on.
Could you imagine if Goatis was actually a mainstream celebrity figure!?
Yes, Lundi Forest from time to time leaves "simping" comments for Jake, to uplift him while downgrading her ex "Goatis", but it really has to be IMPOSSIBLE that she really believes that herself. She is simply doing it for getting others to also go along with agreeing on it so as to promote "Jakes" Agenda and Following in assisting her.
For example on this video: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/APKGFfQMyuM
She left this in the comments:
@LundiForest
1 day ago
Naturally, the wig looks much better than his!
@T345, Sarah Norman and also Toscadonna have been known for also trying to leave simp comments for Jake, claiming how he looks pretty good or "better looking" than Goatis. Toscadonna still posts, but I haven't seen any posts from Sarah Norman in quite a while.
DeleteThey’ll just keep stringing Jake along, and he’ll be none the wiser
Delete@PSA
ReplyDeleteWhat a joke....
That's gotta make her instantly lose all credibility
by calling him more attractive than gtis.
I don't understand how ppl like Srh have everything under the sun to pick up apart about gts, yet when their confronted by a ninkumpoop like Jake, their completely silent, if not willing to bend over backward to make him look good(pun not intended).
This clearly isn't about 'virtue' like they lovee to make it seem.
I will loveee to see whatever it is you're talking about happen,
I very much would bring some popcorn to watch !
@T345,
DeleteJake is starting to become VERY delusional. Even psychotic to the point of believing his own lies, same with the others too, but what they are doing is "manufacturing" scenarios in their head that they would LIKE to think are true, and are desperately hoping that these scenarios play out in real life. The design of what they are doing is to make it seem like they are on the "right side" and are under a moral pretense of some kind.
Definitely keep that popcorn ready, with some raw butter! :D