Jake is a Carbon Copy of the Loser "Xander" From Buffy The Vampire Slayer


I have to admit, I had never seen this footage until it was recently published in this short clip from when they met, but this EXPLAINS ALL as to why Jake is simping so hard for the LUNA-TICK.

I mean who the fuck acts like this when meeting someone and trying to get her reaction?

First impression I got from Jake is that he doesn't go out a lot or know how to act around Humans, and the question he asked is EXACTLY how the nerd Xander who plays in Buffy would act in front of Cordelia or even Willow, insecure, lacking confidence and coming up with a loser intro statement, even down to wearing the nerdy Tartan shirt.

What's even crazier about all this, is the way that Xander would always act in almost every episode, is he always had a chip on his shoulder for "Angel" or any other Manly Man who was desired by the girls (in this case Goatis would be Angel), and always tried to get one-up on any circumstance over these guys and would try to find any way to cockblock guys by talking shit about them.

So obvious that Jake wanted "Sloppy Seconds" from Goatis. Not a good look, Jakey Jake.

Comments

  1. He's a filthy Jew.

    Shouldn't we accept this. Their culture is about playing the victim, and then taking advantage of others.

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  2. Their features already dictated his future, it is incredible how genetic inheritance determines a lot in humans.

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